VERY PERRY

IN MEMORY OF A VERY GOOD MAN...

CARTER PERRY
BORN: NOVEMBER 13, 1966
LEFT US MUCH TOO EARLY: APRIL 28, 2006

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL WHO APPRECIATED HIM!

COMBINATION OF DELIGATING & SKATING: DELESKATING!

IT IS 22 DEGREES FOR A REASON...IT IS WINTER!

THERE IS ALWAYS WHITE CASTLE!

LAST NAME “OTCH” FIRST NAME “BEE”... “BEEOCH”!

IF ANYONE WANTS ROSES FROM ME...THEY WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE BUSHES TO BLOOM!

DON’T FEEL BAD
ABOUT F@#KING UP...
EVEN GOD DID...
WITH CREATING THE PLATYPUS!

WHEN I WAS DEPLOYED WITH THE
JUNEAU...
I WAS A MASTER AT FOREIGN AFFAIRS!

YOU’RE THE MISTRESS TYPE, NOT THE WIFE TYPE!

PROTIEN GETS OUT PROTIEN...IT DOES!

SENIOR, PUT A GOOD WORD IN FOR ME LIKE, ABUCUS!


SHE HAD CONCAVE BREASTS BEFORE THE IMPLANTS, NOW THEY'RE DENTS....

TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE “SMOKING ASESS” OOPS, I MEAN “SMOKING ACES”!
VP: GOOD, CAUSE THE FIRST ONE GIVES A NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “CRACK PIPE”!

WHERE IN THE FLAMING BLUE HELL AM I?

VP WHILE TURNING OVER:
“I HAVE THE LIGHTER, IF YOU HAVE THE FLUID!”

DID YOU KNOW FEBRUARY ONLY HAS 28 DAYS?
VP: EVERY MONTH HAS TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS...SOME HAVE EVEN MORE!



1st CLASS TEST QUESTION...WHAT DOES THE QUEBEC FLAG SYMBOLIZE?
VP: CANADIANS IN THE WATER!

WE WILL GO TO “BABY DOLLS”
...EVEN IF HEATHER IS COMMING...
VP: YEAH, BUT SHE WOULD BE GOING TO “WORK”!

THAT IS A “GAY” LEATHER JACKET FROM TURKEY...


ABOUT THE DECAF COFFEE (NOBDODY WANTS) – “WHY DON’T WE SELL IT ON EBAY?


WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON “SOUR CREAM”?


HEY! HE IS FROM MY STATE!
VP: WHAT, A STATE OF CONFUSION?

VP: ITS AURAL SEX, NOT ORAL!

WE NEED A VERY PERRY PARTY!

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